Stupidest Story Ever

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived with her parents. Her parents always gave her a roof over her head, and she had her dog so she was never lonely. But her parents were insane, and didn't know how to listen or take care of her. The little girl knew she was lucky with what she had, but she still felt the need to talk to someone. One day, the little girl went for a walk in the city. She had her dog walking beside her, free, how everything was. They walked for miles until the little girl realized she was thirsty. If she was thirsty, her dog probably was too! She stopped at Hannaford, brought her dog inside because she was allowed to do that, and grabbed a water bottle. She thought to herself how lucky she was that everything was free, for she had no money left. The little girl and her dog drank up, then continued their walk. The girl saw an ice cream truck behind Hannaford and she went to it. Working behind the counter was the most handsome young man she had ever seen. This young man was smiling at the little girl and he asked her if she wanted ice cream. "I don't have any money, I'm sorry." The little girl frowned and looked down at her dog, who really wanted his own ice cream cone. The young man said, "You can have two free ice creams, of course. But you must do something for me, we must go on a date." The little girl thought about if her parents would be mad if she didn't come right home after the walk, and then she said "Yes, I will go on a date with you," when she realized this may be an excuse to talk to someone. "Great. But first," said the young man in the ice cream truck, "what is your name?" The little girl looked confused. She thought for a second, and then said, "I don't have a name. My author wrote me in as 'the little girl'."